Winter's here! Time to wrap up warm. And to keep you both snug and satisfied of your sartorial splendour we proudly present… the RealClassic beanie hat!

You could, were you particularly peculiar, choose to wear your RealClassic Beanie Hat underneath your crash helmet. It would indeed help to keep you warm through the worst winter weather, although we suspect it might also interfere with the efficacy of said crash hat… so perhaps it would be better to keep the beanie tucked away for windy days at Kempton Park or other autojumbles or to wear while spannering in the shed as snow drifts against the door and the starlings shiver in the eaves.

Look. It's a woolly hat. What more is there to say?

Oh hang on - it's NOT a woolly hat. No wool included. Which is good for people who are allergic to wool. So although it feels woolly-ish, there is no wool in this hat. Which also means you can wash it in the machine without too much fear of shrinkage or baggage or whatever.

So in fact it is a knitted hat, knitted from some mysterious man-made fibre which does a jolly good impression of wool.

And…

Erm…

It's dark blue! Oh yes. Jolly practical colour, dark blue. Hides the dirt. Not that we're suggesting you lot are grubby in any way, but dark blue is the new black. If you're colour-blind.

And…

They come in one stretchy size, so no need to worry about whether it'll fit. Amazingly, the same hat fits both Frank and Rowena (although not at the same time. Obviously).

And…

Oh yes! The really exciting bit. You have to make a choice. There are two versions of the RC beanie, one with just our logo on the front (looking very handsome and shiny) and one with our logo on the front AND a slogan on the back! Golly. What will we come up with next?

The slogan? Ahem. THIS WAY UP, just in case you're not sure which way your head should be oriented… (The cost is the same, so you can base your choice entirely on your fondness for displaying daft messages on the back of your head).

Use the buttons below to pay with a credit card (the transaction is handled by PayPal but you don't need a PayPal account to do it), or if you'd rather pay by cheque then send it to The Cosmic Bike Co Ltd, PO Box 66, Bude EX23 9ZX, UK. Or you can come and see us at a show and save money on the postage and packing and so on.

Please allow two to three weeks for UK delivery (bit longer for overseas) although if you get your order to us by December 15th 2006 we will rush your hat back to you in time for Crimbo. Cos we're
nice like that.

If you want an RC beanie sent to someone else as a prezzie, then just drop us a mail when you send the order through and it will be done!

RC Beanie Hat with logo on front and 'THIS WAY UP' on back, including delivery: