Back by popular demand: the (in)famous TP T-Shirt which reveals exactly what gets our Typing Person going... as if you didn't already know!

By mysterious happenstance, just as we were unpacking the fresh delivery of TP Tees, a nice man emailed to ask if we knew anything about a 'Give Me Chocolate' design which he remembered. Couldn't quite place it but someone suggested it was something to do with fabulously delicious Typing Person (she being of this parish and currently grumbling away on the Classified Ad pages) - did we know anything about it, at all?

Do we indeed!

The GIVE ME CHOCOLATE! shirt features TP in action, and in pursuit of her favourite thing; creatively captured as always by Allan the Artist.

They were hugely popular the first time we produced them, and we suspect that quite a few of you know a chocoholic who'd appreciate the message.

So if you still owe a certain someone something for Christmas... this should fit the bill perfectly!

(NB: the design is, of course, a joke. It is not meant to be taken seriously. We do not condone the use of automatic firearms for the procurement of confectionery. If you follow TP's example and accidentally shoot someone while in hormone-influenced hysteria during a seedy underworld cocoa transaction it really is your own lookout. Not Our Problem).

The TP Tee is a long-sleeve baseball-style shirt (long sleeves cos it's winter), with dark blue sleeves and collar, and a white body, made from 100% ringspun, washable cotton. It comes in most sizes from Small to XXL (although it's worth noting that the shirt is supposed to be quite a slim fit so it doesn't come up baggy).

The TP Tee costs £12.50 delivered to the UK or £15 to anywhere else in the world - and if you pay by cheque or postal order then RealClassic Club members can knock 10% off the price because We Like You Lots.

Please allow the usual four weeks for delivery (although we'll send 'em faster whenever we can).

I WANT A TP TEE

Sorry: Sold Out at the Mo'